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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
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so ugly not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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TUSCANY, Italy - Thomas Perrson, 19, may have saved his own life by staggering to his feet after being struck by a car while on holiday in Italy. Perrson was walking in the Pontedera area of Tuscany when he was struck by a speeding car and flung through the air. Doctors told Perrson that the force of the impact had pushed his spine into his skull, to within half a centimeter of his brain. But because he had managed to stand, his spine had settled back to its usual position, saving his life. Perrson will have to wear a neck brace for a month and will need surgery to re-align bones within his ears.
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Straightened his shit out
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Marco99
(01.30.2001 4:41:26 AM EST)
That's gotta fuck with his mind every day," If I didn't stand up just then, I'd have kicked my own ass!" He's a lucky bastard!
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ha ha ha ha ha
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EZ1221
(12.01.2000 6:23:11 PM EST)
hit and run get it!get it hit and run!!!never mind
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The old college try...
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started by
willi
(10.06.2000 3:25:51 PM EST)
that's it guy, get up and walk it off! The team needs you.
This post is also applicable to the "Footballs..." goof. Nothing like killing two birds with one stone.
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ouch
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started by
turtle99
(10.05.2000 8:13:53 AM EST)
that sucks. It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up!! ;)
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