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Man Dies from Busted Condom

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 08/06/2000
 
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MIAMI - A 59-year-old Colombian man died Wednesday after one of the 80 heroin filled condoms he tried to smuggle into the U.S. by ingesting them burst and stopped his heart. The man checked himself into Miami´s Mercy Hospital complaining of chest pains. X-rays revealed an abundance of oblong-shaped pellets in his stomach. Seven hours later, doctors performed surgery after one of the latex pellets burst, causing the man´s heart to convulse. The condoms, containing 1.5 pounds of heroin with a street value of $60,000, are now in police custody.

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FREE COMDOMS (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 9:30:26 AM EST)

DONT TAKE FREE CODOMS BECAUSE THIS CAN HAPPEN.

What is your favorite soap? (0 replies)
started by lokeedone
(11.13.2000 3:13:53 AM EST)

Mine is lava soap, because it hurts and feels good at the same time!

to all (0 replies)
started by helcat
(08.09.2000 9:21:25 PM EST)

just for the hell of it ive scanned this pathetic little page. and guess what? i find it really funny that i do not find one comment to any of you re really stupid comments.i guess i did not expect any more or any less.

Ha Ha Ha (1 reply)
started by vfstab
(08.09.2000 11:54:02 AM EST)

Stupid Columbian. They should stick to coffe that is what they do best. I just hope my tax dollars weren't used to try and save his sorry wet back ass. I know he didn't cross a river but, I couldn't think of anything else.

Against stupidity even the gods battle in vain

I agree with Moron...... (0 replies)
started by Joey9203
(08.08.2000 7:50:06 AM EST)

A dildo stuffed up his ass would have been a lot less fatal......

Damn,

Stupid Guy (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.07.2000 7:47:14 PM EST)

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, STUPID!!

The Police (0 replies)
started by dchmlk
(08.06.2000 9:21:48 PM EST)

How come the police always get to
keep the good stuff?

moron (0 replies)
started by goofballer41
(08.06.2000 5:33:30 PM EST)

should have stuffed a dildo full and shoved it up his ass.

retard (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.06.2000 3:15:01 PM EST)


THIS IS RETQ

WHY OH WHY (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.06.2000 2:21:07 PM EST)

You know all these stupid people make me feel so much better. Compared to these people I am a God!!!

ha (0 replies)
started by babyjoy
(08.06.2000 12:42:01 PM EST)

iguess thats what you get when u take in in the azz

tha baby

WHAT? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(08.06.2000 12:11:41 PM EST)

SSSSSTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP

huh? (0 replies)
started by albatros
(08.06.2000 10:39:57 AM EST)

great, he smuggles it in undetected. now how's he gonna get it out? exlax?



This place is FUBAR!

Don't play with plastic (0 replies)
started by rmckee
(08.06.2000 0:17:56 AM EST)

See what condoms do. Don't play with plastic they always burst!! "goofball"


R.McKee

... (0 replies)
started by thatcuteguy
(08.06.2000 0:17:23 AM EST)

see, swallowing can actually be fatal. oh well.

whore

Don't play with plastic (0 replies)
started by rmckee
(08.06.2000 0:17:05 AM EST)

See what condoms do don't play with plastic they always beak. "goofball"

R.McKee

WOW What A Rush (0 replies)
started by BGURSS
(08.06.2000 0:15:37 AM EST)

What an ASS. How the hell does any Drug addict Think that it would work?! He MUST have been on some of that Shit to think that,ingesting it to hide the stuff.

Liked the old web page better!

1st (0 replies)  
started by h8suall
(08.06.2000 0:06:23 AM EST)

Ribbed for his death

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