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R U 4 Real?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 06/07/2000
 
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PITTSBURGH, PA - Only the lonely are capable of such bravado. William Billings took the personals one step further when he rented a billboard with his grinning visage asking the drivers on Route 51, R U 4 Me? The sign also includes his age, phone number, email address, and SWM seeking a non-smoking SWF 30 - 50 who wants to enjoy life and loves animals, romance and dancing all night. For a paltry $200, his sign has produced some activity; so far he´s been out on a dozen dates.

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well, well, well... (0 replies)
started by cuteandcuddlychik69
(06.09.2000 0:09:14 AM EST)

I see that billboard everyday, my house is like 10 miles away from it, the first time i saw it, i almost died, the guy is fat and ugly, i said i would send him an application if he is rich and has a son about my age!!! that would be cool, we could be on springer!!!

can you say ... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.08.2000 11:15:21 PM EST)

Loser?

wow (0 replies)
started by MA1540
(06.08.2000 5:06:24 PM EST)

whata gay

heh

guess he's desperate.. (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(06.07.2000 7:32:43 PM EST)

and Oliver, $200 for just the sign, imagine the 12 dates he probably had to pay for mostly himself...

not a bad idea (0 replies)
started by jewpunk
(06.07.2000 11:23:16 AM EST)

i should try that... maybe i'd get laid more often...

what a deal (0 replies)
started by spoiler
(06.07.2000 10:35:52 AM EST)

Hey, it's easier than cooking a dozen eggs.

show her the money! (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(06.07.2000 10:01:06 AM EST)

I'd suspect Darva Conger gave him a ring.... along with the rest of those "who want's to marry...." idiots.

The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

easy as pie (0 replies)
started by collegesucks
(06.07.2000 8:59:24 AM EST)

that's the easiest way to get women!!

$200/dozen? (0 replies)  
started by OliverClozoff
(06.07.2000 0:44:18 AM EST)

WTF? It's cheaper than whores!

;o)

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