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Too many...
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monroe668
(06.07.2001 1:28:50 AM EST)
fucking dipshits in this world.
I never thought
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started by
keith18mtampa
(05.25.2001 2:35:39 PM EST)
Ummm you got corn holed my unce Adulf. Was it good?
I am the lovable asshole
Fucking Shit
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bbbhhcc
(10.27.2000 0:35:00 AM EST)
Fucking Shit
whatever is one word dejan
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started by
BIGJOEL
(06.08.2000 6:55:38 PM EST)
it is, look it up, and why did that guy have to dis the crack pipe, i smoke crack everyday
fucking queer wanabe
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dejan
(06.08.2000 4:16:19 PM EST)
What ever hitler loved animals not humans infact there is a great picture of hitler fucking a cow
gayness
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.07.2000 4:03:27 PM EST)
that was the gayest piece that i have ever read.
hitler was straight i am proof he screwed me two years ago from the grave.
it was the hottest sex i have ever had underneath the bed.
he was very transparent
and not to mention tiny
what is this shit
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 1:19:02 PM EST)
This shit is wack
Hitler wasn't gay (not sure)
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started by
NakedCanuck
(06.06.2000 10:33:04 AM EST)
but he did like to have women pee on him. So, I guess gay isn't out of the question.....
question
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.06.2000 0:21:24 AM EST)
which came first? The landing strip bush shave or the hitler mustache?
What a crack head
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started by
BobtheMidget
(06.06.2000 0:19:37 AM EST)
This guy has been smoking the crack pipe too long.
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