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Penis Biting Ferret Faces The Chop

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/22/2000
 
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Queensland - A ferret dubbed ´Richard´ after biting a policeman´s penis, is now on death row in a wildlife hospital. The fate of Richard was today placed in the hands of the courts, but it is likely to face death by lethal injection in as little as two weeks.

The ferret - a prohibited animal in Queensland - was

confiscated from his owner at Brisbane´s Fortitude Valley markets on Saturday morning. But while it was being drivenin a police car to the animal hospital, it escaped from a cardboard box on the back seat and climbed onto a policeman´s lap, sinking its teeth into his groin area.

It is an unusual place for it to bite but you have to be aware when you are handling them that they do bite a lot, a spokesperson said.


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ferrets suck! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.24.2001 1:23:56 PM EST)

those piece of crap mammel are gay!

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those piece of crap mammel are gay!

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I have a ferret, and just like any other pet you can train them not to bite. It just takes time, and careing.

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If I get a hold of something tasty, I tend not to let go, either. Especially depending on the size and quality of it.

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