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This Bud´s For You

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/14/2000
 
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PORT O'CONNOR, Texas - Two commercial fishermen are in deep trouble for what authorities say was their unique interpretation of the slogan, This Bud´s For You. Daniel Joseph Doiron, 37, of Louisiana, and Robert Charles Johnson,

41, of Port Bolivar, are accused of stealing a Budweiser beer truck. They were laughing when they got to jail, a sheriff said. And when they sobered up they still thought it was funny, but they won´t think it´s so funny when the judge sees them. The men stole the refrigerated 18-wheeler as its driver was making a delivery inside Clark´s Seafood Restaurant. A

deputy pulled the truck over a few minutes later.


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Sounds about as dumb (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(02.14.2002 7:21:36 PM EST)

As a couple of rocks.

Love the country, live to pee outside!

NOW THAT IS (0 replies)
started by donut38
(02.14.2001 3:07:31 PM EST)

FUNNY


IT IS STRANGE THE THINGS THAT NORMALLY SANE PEOPLE WILL DO UNDER THE INFLUENCE HAHAHAHA

Mmmmmmm...... (0 replies)  
started by BriRedfern
(02.14.2001 9:37:37 AM EST)

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