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 Woman Lands $700K In Bank SNAFU | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/08/2000 | | |  |
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NEW YORK - Susan Madakor, 40, a single mother who lives in public housing, discovered $700,000 in her account at Chase Manhattan Bank. The money was intended for a United Nations environmental fund and ended up in Madakor´s account by mistake, but she thought the money was a jackpot from a lottery she played. By the time the mistake was discovered, Madakor left her job at a textile company and bought a laundry business for $100,000, set up a college savings fund for her 10-year-old son, paid off $30,000 in credit card debt, furnished a new apartment and leased a van. Now she is fighting to get the money back in court. The foreign governments that provided the funds used an account number that was off by one digit.
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oh well!
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shawnanddonna
(01.09.2001 9:05:47 AM EST)
well, it was there mistake.i know
i would have done it--once in a life time thing.leave her be.700.000, ahhh our goverment pisses that way daily.:):)
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mhop
(01.08.2001 0:34:16 AM EST)
Is this still in the news!? I heard this story years ago. Perhaps it is merely an Urban Legend?
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