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Elvis' Report Card Auctioned for $8,000

By: Dirk SteelePublished: 01/13/2000
 
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Las Vegas (AP) - His sixth-grade report card didn't show much aptitude for math or geography - he earned lowly D's. But Elvis Presley was already scoring A's in music.

The King's report card was the first of 2,000 items culled from the Graceland Collection to be put on the block during a three-day auction that began Friday at the MGM Grand Hotel.

The card fetched $8,000, while the whole spectacle attracted the usual constellation of Elvis impersonators and rabid fans.

The items included Elvis' draft card, which went for $22,500, his parents' tax forms and the sequined jumpsuits from the latter part of his career.

The Bulk of the pieces were record and movie performance contracts, including the publishing contract for "Heartbreak Hotel" and letters from Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra and President kennedy. But there were also several of Presley's vehicles, including a vintage yellow Cadillac and a 1956 Lincoln Continental.

The items were selected to week out the collection at Graceland, with money raised from the auction going to build houses for homeless families in Memphis.

"It could come to a few million dollars or more," said Arlan Ettinger, owner of Guernsey's, the Manhattan auction house staging the sale.

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I would'nt be surprised (0 replies)
started by oomploompa
(04.19.2001 11:34:25 AM EST)

if they bronzed the kings poop from that fateful day and would try to sell it...Elvis has just left the building

ELVIS WHO??????? (0 replies)
started by DSB1GH
(11.10.2000 11:33:37 PM EST)

Elvis isn't that important. He sucked big weenies. $$$ for his shit was for the little tikes that still sniff glue!!!! P.S. He's still dead!

Dickhead (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(07.08.2000 2:52:32 AM EST)

I wonder if they had the Kings dirty skidmarked undies
in the auction, would some freaky fan pay lots of $$$
for the wall crawlers?

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