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"Well, I think we need to work with governments and institutions and NGOs to encourage the institutions of a free society," Bush said. "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from here, and say, this is where I [have an] office, but I want you to know the office is always bigger than the person." - The Washington Post, "Rocking the Vote in the Middle East," Feb. 20, 2004
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"I wouldn't restrict myself to having just half the Cabinet be women. I might want more." President Clinton, February 29, 1992.
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#31 The average human will eat an average of 8 spiders while sleeping.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids!
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Q. What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? A. Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
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 Bill Gates | | By: VirtualJul | Published: 09/07/1999 | | |  |
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Exactly why Microsoft mogul Bill Gates was arrested has never
been made clear. The records manager at the Albuquerque
Police Department said that after a thorough search no arrest
record was found in connection with this mug shot. Microsoft
spokeswoman Kimberly Kuresman said that Gates recalls being
taken in for running a red light and driving without a license.
"It is well-known that when Bill was young he didn't have a very
good driving record," she said. Indeed, the Albuquerque Police
have two additional records that back up Kuresman's statement.
The first dated September 29, 1975, has Gates speeding as well
as driving without a license. In the other report Gates was hit
by another driver who failed to obey a stop sign.

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Anonymous Goofball
(02.17.2001 11:58:18 PM EST)
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Bill Gates lives Thuglife!!!
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started by
duck888
(02.08.2001 11:41:52 AM EST)
It's hard to believe, but true. Bill Gate, Microsoft mongul and computer nerd, is really a delinquent. He's not as bad ass as me. However, you might not want to fuck with this smartass Star Trek Geek! He might put a cap in ya ass.
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I. B. Gill Bates!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.02.2001 7:47:55 AM EST)
I B Bill an' I own you suckaz! no linux in micro-soft, only M$ Unix 4 us, hahaha! eat windoze an' drink milk, foo'!
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billgates@suckit.com
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razor696
(10.10.2000 11:26:52 PM EST)
i think we should have a bill gates section on every page, instead of yo momma. now down't get me wrong, i LOVE the yo momma section, but a bill gates section would be hilarious. maybe a mix of the two would be nice.man, fuck that
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Linux
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.26.2000 9:57:38 PM EST)
Linux. At least that's one good aspect of Goofball.
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Hey!
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started by
JSkills
(09.25.2000 2:24:49 PM EST)
The site is running Linux!
JSkills
Goofball Staff
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Yeah but...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.21.2000 1:54:40 PM EST)
If this site were running Linux, the formatting error wouldn't have happened. :-)
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sorry
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started by
Albatros
(06.29.2000 12:25:46 PM EST)
i meant 3 ppl down
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way to be...
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started by
Albatros
(06.29.2000 12:25:18 PM EST)
nonono,
its that damn idiot two ppl down with all the OOOOOOO,s
its marked as one long word and therefore put on one loooooong line.
we all have that idiot to thank!
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I think...
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started by
CYCO
(06.28.2000 2:51:30 PM EST)
Bill Gates got to you and fucked up this page!hey now!
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the hell
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started by
ceo4lyfe
(06.07.2000 12:20:08 PM EST)
why is this page so damn big
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