"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
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"They're all very well-endowed... the ones I've been with." In an NBC interview, a merciless Heather Locklear tells the world why she only goes out with rock stars.
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is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
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