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George W. Bush
 
"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
 
 

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"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
— Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota. (1996)
 
 

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#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
 
 

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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
 
 

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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
 
 



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