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George W. Bush
 
"You know, let me talk about Al Qaida just for a second. I made the statement that we're dismantling senior management, and we are. Our people have done a really good job of hauling in a lot of the key operators. Khalid Shaikh Mohammed. Abu Zubaida. Ramzi--Ramzi alshibh or whatever that guy's name was."—Bush, at a July 30 press conference Source: Washington Post, July 30, 2003
 
 

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"I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Everyonce in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I mighthave written that.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#210 1.3 billion pounds of peanuts are produced in Georgia each year.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly she looks like she's been bobbing for French fries!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
 
 



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