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	"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003

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	"Guitar-groups have no future." —EMI-manager for Beatles 1962

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	#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.

	Yo Mama ...
	You were born out of your mother's arse 'cause her Twat was too busy.

	One Liners
	Q: How can you tell a macho women? A: She rolls her own tampons.

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	Goofball Facts
	In the early days of silent films, there was blatant thievery. Unscrupulous film companies would steal the film print, reshoot a scene or two, and release it as a new production. The combat this, the Biograph company put the company's trademark initials AB somewhere in every scene -- on a door, a wall, or window. Source: "Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts"