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	George W. Bush
	"A lame duck session, for people who don't know what that means, it means the Senate is coming and the House is coming back between now and Christmas and they've got a few days to get some big things done."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "President Bush Holds Press Conference, Presidential Hall, Dwight D. Eisenhower Executive Office Building," Nov. 7, 2002

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	"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence, There's a knob called brightness, but it doesn't work." — Eugene P. Gallagher

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	#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".

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	One Liners
	Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.

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	1 Poolside Beauty 4.80 2 Inspirational 4.71 3 South Beach 4.65 4 Body Paint Lingerie 4.65 5 Depth Perseption Test 4.62 6 Stand Back 4.55 7 Why Men Hide The Remote 4.52 8 Fresh Jugs 4.48 9 Look At My Chest 4.39 10 Do You Have A Good Plan For Tonight? 4.34

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	Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike.