How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes? Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How can you say "The same difference" when, if they have the same differences, then they must be the same - not different?
Why is it called Greenland if it's all ice?
Why is it called Iceland if it's all green?
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.
Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Some people are like blisters. They don't show up until the work is done.
