The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on
exams given by the California Department of Transportation's
driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving violation
offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the
road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way
stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker
saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing
up your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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lol
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started by
pontfirebird94
(02.15.2001 4:45:03 PM EST)
very funny, loved it, at the start it was funny to the end.
cali-duh
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started by
stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 6:10:08 PM EST)
fucking cali-retards suck. i wish the big one would finally hit and send all of those freaky fucks to the bottom of the pacific motherfucking ocean!
jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
???
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started by
clio16v
(07.24.2000 9:07:04 AM EST)
Can civilians of the (apparently) greatest country in the world really be so fucking thick???
not that funny
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started by
naRaven
(06.21.2000 1:08:34 PM EST)
it sounds too fake
awdf
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.14.2000 5:12:55 AM EST)
oh ha ha.....
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