"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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hey rob
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razor696
(06.09.2001 2:57:53 AM EST)
is this a list from experience?
uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy!
shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Mountain Dew's Explosion?
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Catman1229
(11.19.2000 10:40:40 AM EST)
What are they talking aabout, mountain dew's explosion? It's Splode that kills 33% of the drinkers. Look under the "media" section and you should find it
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