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"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
 
 

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"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'"
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50 One Hit Wonders
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Top 10 Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
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The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
Published : 10.18.2006

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Top Ten Reasons There are No Blacks in NASCAR
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
Published : 03.23.2006

Rate: 3.97
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk ...
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Published : 11.22.2004

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Why Halloween Is Beter Than Sex
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something ...
Published : 10.31.2004

Rate: 4.00
10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
Published : 10.12.2004

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What NOT To Do At A Job Interview
A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major ...
Published : 09.19.2004

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New Jersey's governor, James E. McGreevey, a married ...
Published : 09.13.2004

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Top Ten Questions NOT To Ask Your First Date
10. "What size bra you got there?" 9. "The voices ...
Published : 06.13.2004

Rate: 4.08
10 Dumbest Questions Asked By Cruise Passengers
Does the crew sleep onboard?
Published : 06.01.2004

Rate: 3.85
Pet Peeves from a Dogs View
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Top Ten Fun Things To Do In A NASCAR Rain Delay
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Top 10 Things NOT To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date
"Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
Published : 04.02.2004

Rate: 4.00
Healthy Levels Of Insanity
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Published : 04.01.2004

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Top 36 Things You'll Never Hear A Redneck Say...
36. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Published : 03.20.2004

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Published : 03.19.2004

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Top Ten Signs You’re Too Redneck For NASCAR
10. When your family attends the races, they are ...
Published : 02.20.2004

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Male Rejection Lines
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Published : 02.10.2004

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Published : 02.07.2004

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Published : 01.07.2004

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Return Of The King
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Published : 12.26.2003

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