Remember When ...
By: Robnoxious	Published: 06/15/1999
A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean... And ram was the cousin of a goat.... Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes An application was for employment a program was a TV show a cursor used profanity a keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age a cd was a bank account and if you had a 3 1/2" floppy you hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to the garbage not something you did to a file and if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire hard drive was a long trip on the road a mouse pad was where a mouse lived and a backup happened to your commode Cut you did with a pocket knife paste you did with glue a web was a spider's home and a virus was the flu I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Wow (0 replies) started by meesha (06.15.2001 3:06:31 PM EST) Someone has some talent! Cool poem. *meow*

hard drive (0 replies) started by jwt67 (10.21.2000 5:37:31 PM EST) A hard drive was taking the kids for a 2 hour drive to your mother-in-laws

Computer Age (0 replies)   started by ianast (08.17.2000 1:36:53 AM EST) Ain't it da truth º~ìÄÑ~ºsays read it and weep

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