Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in
Purgatory being sized up by God.
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure
whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped
society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in
the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm
going to do something I've never donebefore. I'm willing to let
you visit both places briefly."
So, Bill went to visit Hell first. It was a beautiful, clean,
sandy beach with clear waters, and there were thousands of
beautiful women running around. Bill was very pleased.
Next, he visited Heaven which was
a high place in the clouds
with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was
nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill though for a quick minute and rendered his decision, "Hmm.
I think I prefer Hell."
Two weeks after Bill Gates went to Hell, God decided to check up
on how he was doing. When God arrived, he found Bill shackled
to a wall screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave as he
was tortured.
"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill
responded with his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected.
What happened to that other place with the beaches and the
beautiful women playing in the water?"
God replied, "Oh, Bill, that was a screen saver!"
