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Hey Bulldawg started by
HarryMonkBubble
(06.03.2000 7:24:33 PM EST)
You're mistaken. There is a difference. Cell phones don't stink of tuna.
Try a clit you don't have to pay for.... by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.05.2000 0:10:26 AM EST)
I donno what clits you've been around but maybe you should stay away from the girls that look like they don't shower and maybe you will get away from that tuna smell.
also by
helcat
(11.05.2000 7:15:41 PM EST)
stay away from filth ! for years i did not for the life of me ever understand where that shit came from...the tuna smell thing. then one day i went to a friend of mines home with him to help him move out. the reason he told me that he was moving out was that his girlfriend was a filthy pig. but when we got there the house seemed in perfect order..not a dish in the sink,the bed was made,nothing out of place. i kept asking and asking why he was really leaving. he then got a pair of her panties and waved them in front of my face and thats when i got my first whiff of tuna and what real filth was! believe it or not i was 25 at the time. i guess me and all of the girls i grew up with were just clean...sorry about you`re fucking luck!!!!look a little harder there are clean chicks out there...you just maybe cannot afford to date them...they expect a little more than sliders for a night out!!!!
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