"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002
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howardstern
(10.26.2000 6:33:46 PM EST)
That's the weakest piece of made up shit I've heard since my bitch wife told me why she was leaving me. Go stand in the corner and practice, you fuck!
Blow me.
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