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Difference between a clit and a cell phone.

By: thebulldawgPublished: 06/23/2000
 
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Q. What's the difference between a clit and a cell phone?

A. Nothing. It takes a finger to turn them on and every cunt's got one :)

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    Hi? (0 replies)
    started by howardstern
    (10.26.2000 6:33:46 PM EST)

    That's the weakest piece of made up shit I've heard since my bitch wife told me why she was leaving me. Go stand in the corner and practice, you fuck!

    Blow me.

    cells & clits (0 replies)
    started by scunty143
    (09.04.2000 0:40:01 AM EST)

    Thats why I am called scunty!!!! But who really runs out of batteries first!

    Also (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (06.23.2000 9:58:13 AM EST)

    The cell phone dosen't bitch 24/7

    Go big or don't go at all

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    started by hardball
    (06.23.2000 9:12:54 AM EST)

    The cell phone dosen't bitch 24/7

    Go big or don't go at all

    Hey Bulldawg (2 replies)  
    started by HarryMonkBubble
    (06.03.2000 7:24:33 PM EST)

    You're mistaken. There is a difference. Cell phones don't stink of tuna.

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