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By: Garlic NoodlesPublished: 12/17/1999
 
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So a kid is riding his bike and stops at a stoplight.

A cop on horse back comes up right next him and says "Did Santa give you that bike?" and the kid says "Yes" And the cop Says "Next time tell Santa to put a reflector on it" And gives the kid a 20 dollar ticket.

The kid replys "Did santa give you that horse?" and the cop trys to act nice and says "Yes" And the kid says "Well next time tell santa to put the dick on the bottom and not on the top!"

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stop repeating shit (0 replies)  
started by deeznutz
(06.14.2000 10:02:50 PM EST)

this is the 3rd fuckin' time i've seen this piece of shit but it's still a good joke.

deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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