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 Pubic Hair | | By: Kitten | Published: 12/16/1999 | | |  |
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Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe,
let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen
bucks."
She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll
let you LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he
gets down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's
too dark, so he gets out his lighter. He lights his lighter,
and he says, "My God, your pubic hair... it's so curly and
thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire."
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funny man
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.16.2000 2:44:31 PM EST)
hair today gone tommorw!!!
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this reminds me...
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started by
baroncf
(10.23.2000 9:37:25 PM EST)
of a game i once played....
pubic dares;
you, and a group of friends set light to your assorted genitalia, and the last one to move wins....
lucky i have balls of steel....Probably the best comment writer in the world.
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corny
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started by
JordanF
(08.31.2000 0:31:54 AM EST)
good try but i didnt laugh
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