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Five Iron Anyone?

By: bd2sonPublished: 06/11/2008
 
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A gushy reporter told Phil Michelson, "You are spectacular; your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Michelson replied, "The holes are numbered."

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    it's true, the holes are numbered... and Suicide King's going to put it in your number 2 hole!!!!

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