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Golf Truisms

By: bd2sonPublished: 02/16/2006
 
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Golf balls are like eggs ... they're white. They're sold by the dozen . and a week later you have to buy more.

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 A.M. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard?

Golf is by far the ultimate love/hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.

It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and cuss while performing brain surgery.

A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

Water hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles, frogs or gators either.

Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.

A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.

If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

You probably wouldn't look good in a Green Jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine!

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    uhmm (0 replies)
    started by leadj
    (02.17.2006 8:36:57 AM EST)

    i also agree with TJ

    I agree (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.16.2006 8:05:19 PM EST)

    with tj ride around and drink beer hellofa time

    I think the best idea (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.16.2006 12:29:26 PM EST)


    Would be to forget the golf and just ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and cuss.

    Nudder good `un, Mr.Son. ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Oh... lmao (1 reply)  
    started by luvly1
    (02.16.2006 2:10:56 AM EST)

    These are great..

    I think this was my fav...

    "Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot."

    BTW BD... I guess I'm a little late here about the thumbnail.. lol.. but great to see that you have one up now!

    ;-)

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