Hitman
By: GingerSnaps	Published: 06/21/1999
There are these three friends who play golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they are getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asks if he can join them. The friends look at each other and then look at the guy and say, sure. So they tee off. About two holes into the game, the friends get curious about what the guy does for a living. So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's a hitman. The friends all laugh. The guy says, No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you like. One of the friends decides to check it out. He opened the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. He gets all excited and says, WOW I bet I can see my house through here, May I look? The hit man replies, Sure. The guy looks for a second and says, YEAH You can see my house I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful? WAIT, There's my next door neighbor and he's naked too! This really upsets the guy, so he asks the hitman how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replies, I get $1000 every time I pull the trigger. The guy responds, $1000??? Well, ok. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around with my wife. The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about five minutes until finally the man starts to get really impatient and asks, What are you waiting for? The hitman replies, Just hold on.... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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