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	George W. Bush
	"And as I said in my State of the Union, the idea is to see that a car borntoday—I mean, a child born today will be driving a car, as his or herfirst car, which will be powered by hydrogen and pollution-free."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: EnergyIndependence," Feb. 6, 2003

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	"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." — Tim Allen, Comedian

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	#221 The game of basketball was first played using a soccer ball and two peach baskets.

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	so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.

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	Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years your job will still suck.

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	Goofball Facts
	The lot numbers for the cyanide-tainted Tylenol capsules scare back in 1982 were MC2880 and 1910MD.