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 The Lent Bride | | By: damsel | Published: 03/04/2005 | | |  |
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As it happened, their wedding night fell during a religious holiday, and, devout Episcopalian that he was, Mr. Rogers simply couldn't make love to his virginal bride.
"I'm sorry," he said as they snuggled in bed, "but I can't have you tonight. It's Lent."
Her brow crinkling with concern, his new bride said, "Okay...but to whom and for how long?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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