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Help At The Pharmacy

By: damselPublished: 09/05/2004
 
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A woman walked into the pharmacy and asked for a vibrator.

The pharmacist gestured with his index finger and said, "Come this way."

"If I could come that way," she said, "I wouldn't need a vibrator!"

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    She Was Tickled (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.05.2004 10:14:58 PM EST)

    By his advice. So where was he going to take her?

    Good one damsel

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