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"There's no doubt in my mind that we should allow the world worst leaders to hold America hostage, to threaten our peace, to threaten our friends and allies with the world's worst weapons." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
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"In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every sooften I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a callfrom a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out.""
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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#199 The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.
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so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
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Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
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If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.
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