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92 Year Old Man Fathers Child

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 04/06/2004
 
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A 92 year old man went to the doctor. "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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    ah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
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    hahahahahahahaha thats great..

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    started by tjshere
    (04.06.2004 10:06:45 AM EST)


    Who cares if his aim is off as long as the gun still fires. You go, grandpa!

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