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Super Sex

By: tjsherePublished: 09/17/2003
 
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A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say, "Super sex! Super sex!"

She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. She flipped her gown up in front of him and said, "Super sex."

He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her. Then he finally answered: "I'll take the soup.

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.17.2003 3:42:56 PM EST)

    good one

    An "elderly man in a wheelchair" (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.17.2003 7:18:29 AM EST)


    Come on TJ, it was you in a Lazy Boy wasn't it? LOL

    ^5 TJ
    An old joke, but still a good joke.

    He...... (0 replies)
    started by corjones
    (09.17.2003 6:46:58 AM EST)

    was probably working up to desert!!
    Waaaaaaahahahahahahaha
    It's probably..... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.17.2003 2:13:30 AM EST)


    The only one of the two that he remembers.

    I guess I shouldn't laugh, I don't even remember submitting this one. LOL

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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