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Retirement Home

By: acidintervalPublished: 11/12/2002
 
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A man was out walking one day and went by a retirement home. As he passed the front lawn, he saw 9 old ladies basking in the sun in lounge chairs. When he looked closer he realized that they were all stark naked.

He went to the door and rang the bell. When the director answered the door, the man asked if he realized there were 9 naked old ladies laying in the sun on the front lawn.

The director said, "Yes" and went on to explain that the old ladies were all retired prostitutes living at the retirement home, and they were having a yard sale.

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    Hey Acid (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.13.2002 8:31:37 AM EST)

    new Joke for me.

    Hehehehe (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.12.2002 5:21:33 AM EST)

    With merchandise that badly used, it ought to be a charitable give-away.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    Year(s) End Closeout! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (11.12.2002 2:45:34 AM EST)

    We have the prices and the girls that will blow you away.

    Senior citizens 60 years of age or older get 10% off. If I was 60 years old, I'd be happy to get off ten percent of the time, too.

    So (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.12.2002 1:44:22 AM EST)


    the guy went back and bought the yard and left..

    Wasn't expecting this punchline Acid

    ^5

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