Widows Dating Advice
By: thegrandpatron	Published: 10/06/2002
Martha and Emma, two widows, are talking. Martha: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date...I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him, before I give him my answer." Emma: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment, punctually, at 7PM, and dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit. He brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there, but a beautiful car -- a limousine, uniformed chauffeur an all. Then he takes me out for a marvelous lobster dinner, we go see a show -- let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much. I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Martha: "Goodness gracious! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Emma: "No! I'm just saying, wear an old dress." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Damn you, Patron!! (2 replies) started by tjshere (10.06.2002 12:14:32 PM EST) I submitted this one also! :^P I guess Emma must not have been such hot stuff if he's moving his Johnson over to Martha. Maybe Emma still has teeth. I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

George Johnson ? (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (10.06.2002 8:27:33 AM EST) Sounds more like Roger the Redneck to me. LOL

Rippin... (0 replies) started by michaelcarl (10.06.2002 7:36:02 AM EST) Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Twice Eh ? (0 replies) started by marvin (10.06.2002 5:10:35 AM EST) Yeah he stayed for a week !

Shit.... (0 replies) started by roger (10.06.2002 1:32:37 AM EST) be like the goofgirls wear nothing Just protecting my sheep

Jekyl and Hyde (0 replies) started by willi (10.06.2002 0:40:01 AM EST) Oh yeah, George Johnson is a delight but the real fun didn't begin until George's johnson raised it's ugly head!

hahahahaha (0 replies)   started by kweenbee (10.06.2002 0:11:40 AM EST) I never buy a new dress for a first date. Love the country, live to pee outside!

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