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 Sweet Shot | | By: marvin | Published: 07/30/2002 | | |  |
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A man got a big bonus check and decided to buy a very expensive new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him the new scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I will give you this expensive scope for free if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's penis off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Trick shots
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marvin
(07.30.2002 2:23:02 AM EST)
aren't needed on this one !
.69 calibre bullets are though.
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