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By: bigtomatoPublished: 11/04/2000
 
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A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and can't find it. He yells up to his wife, "Where's the rake?"

She replies by nodding her arms like she can't hear. So he points to his eye (I), hits his knee (need), then makes raking motions.

She replies by pointing to her eye , grabbing her left breast, slapping her ass, then rubbing her crotch.

He runs upstairs and says, "What?"

She says, "Eye, Left Tit, Behind, The Bush."

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    i would love to do that (0 replies)
    started by alloy16
    (11.06.2000 0:35:06 AM EST)

    i know sign language.

    bye with the love of GOD. is that enough i don't think so. yes, i am a sexy woman i call myself that cause i care about myself. i know ya don't care. but let have fun.

    Huh? (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (11.05.2000 6:09:17 PM EST)

    Twat did you say? I've got an ear in-fuck-tion.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    Good enough (0 replies)
    started by obiwan
    (11.04.2000 5:50:06 PM EST)

    for a Saturday.

    E-chuta!

    Twat? (1 reply)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.04.2000 0:39:43 AM EST)


    Eye cunt ear you!



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    DAMN I HATE (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (11.04.2000 0:18:41 AM EST)

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