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After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
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#149 Theodore Roosevelt was the only president blind in one eye.
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 Three Stages of Marital Sex | | By: theresalove | Published: 06/29/2000 | | |  |
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The three stages of marital sex are as follows:
Stage 1, House Sex: Upon first being married, the newlyweds engage in sex all over the house; living room, kitchen, shower, etc.
Stage 2, Bedroom Sex: After the "honeymoon phase" wears off, sex is only found in the bedroom.
Stage 3, Hallway Sex: Being married for so long, the only sex you get is passing each other in the hall and saying, "Fuck you". Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2001 3:42:20 PM EST)
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nice
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.27.2001 2:23:35 PM EST)
sounds like my parents
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oh, my.
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stupidfuck
(12.21.2000 4:29:21 PM EST)
yup, it's true. i'm in the fuck you stage and have been for a long fucking time!jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
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kmwww12
(09.18.2000 6:48:22 AM EST)
i don,t now how find sex in this web. also i want photo about that.
thank
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this blows
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Anonymous Goofball
(08.11.2000 11:16:53 PM EST)
come on man, can u think of anything worse than this shit, fuck you is really sex, you suck
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say what
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.06.2000 12:23:02 PM EST)
forget u
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here is a joke
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.02.2000 4:04:57 PM EST)
there were three cocks a irish cock a english cock and a gay cock and the english cock says cock a doodle doo the irish one says doodle doodle cock and the gay one says any cockle doo
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jelis4
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.29.2000 4:44:02 PM EST)
They forgot the 4th stage of sex. And thats when you get fucked for the last time in the courtroom.
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