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Corn on the Cob

By: funnyonePublished: 06/20/2000
 
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One day, three guys are driving their car down the road, and their car breaks down in front of a house. Well, these guys say "one of us go to the house and knock on the door and ask for gas".

The first guy goes up to the door, knocks on it, and a hot chick answers, i mean, the is soooo hott! well, the guy is kind of taken by surprise. The woman asks him what he needs, and he says, "i need some gas".

The woman replies "well, ok, but you have to have sex with me on the kitchen table first".

The guy thinks to himself, how bad could it be? So they go in the kitchen and she takes her clothes off and the guy looks at her snatch and it has scabs all over it. He gets completely grossed out and runs out.

The second guy goes up and sees the same thing, now when the third guy goes up, he sees the same thing, but he thinks to himself, this is our last chance. As the woman climbs up on the table, the man notices a bowl of corn on the cob on the other side of the table. He then says to the woman "you're going to have to close your eyes if we are going to do this".

The woman replys "ok, whatever".

He begins to bang her with the corn on the cob and whenever it gets all mushy, throws it out the window.

When the bowl is empty he says he is done, she tells him it was good, and he tells her he knows, it always is.

He gets the gas and goes outside and meets his buddies and tells them he got the gas.

They thank him for getting it and then they ad "that corn on the cob you threw out the window, the butter was just right!"

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    Thats rank man (0 replies)
    started by SDP
    (06.25.2000 2:48:46 AM EST)

    criminy, ive heard of gross, but goddamn!, its funny and all, but it leaves a bad taste in your mouth

    ewww (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (06.20.2000 9:04:10 PM EST)

    Heard that one a while ago, but it's still as nasty.

    Spank my ass!

    Jesus (0 replies)
    started by awetfrg
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    We told stupid shit like this when I was in grade school..Man, this site really has gone to hell.

    That wasn't butter... (0 replies)  
    started by OliverClozoff
    (06.20.2000 1:40:51 AM EST)

    ...that was CHEESE!

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