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Three Guys and a Hole

By: EvilMonkey2345Published: 06/21/2000
 
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Three men were driving to Texas when their car broke down during a storm. Worried and tired, they spotted a rather large farmhouse.

They then made an agreemant with the old man to stay there, but he warned them not to jam their dick through the peephole to his gorgeous daughter's room.

Well, during the night, the first man rammed his dick through the hole, and the daughter started sucking on it hard, followed by heavy amount of sex.

Four hours later, dazed and tired, he got back to the room, and the other two were really jealous. So, the second guy rammed his dick into the hole and someone started to suck on it more deeply then the first one described.

Realizing it was the old man, he ran away not believing what had happened.

The third guy thought that the second guy was having a great time with the daughter, so the next night he rushed over and found the peephole. He rammed it in the small, tight hole, and realized what was there- a pencil sharpener.

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    What a shit (0 replies)
    started by bigben
    (06.21.2000 8:47:27 PM EST)

    You should never try to make money
    with inventing jokes, dude

    BB

    Who writes this shit? (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (06.21.2000 1:00:33 PM EST)

    Who is the one nut ass wipe who writes this crap? I mean, who gave birth to this no talent hack with a lack of a sense of humor?

    umm (0 replies)
    started by naestyoh
    (06.21.2000 4:27:36 AM EST)

    are 2nd graders writing these jokes?

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    started by ILuvPie
    (06.21.2000 0:53:44 AM EST)

    I'd like to introduce you to Bofa...

    ..Bofa Deeznuts...

    get it right.

    The thing about pussy is that it always wants you to commit to it, but never wants you to actually have it.

    No no no... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (06.21.2000 0:38:56 AM EST)

    that joke got all sorts of fucked up in the passing...damn!

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    started by deeznutz
    (06.21.2000 0:25:56 AM EST)

    small dick faggot

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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