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All Grandpas, Heed This WARNING:

By: lee11Published: 08/16/2007
 
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Do not lose your grandkids in the mall.

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied...

"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

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