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Pearly Gates

By: AnonymousPublished: 07/23/1999
 
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Three young women die and are brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gates, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter says to the girls, "Before entering heaven, you must each answer a simple question."

"Which is...?" they replied in unison.

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the first young woman. "Oh yes!" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married and was still virgin even after I got married."

"Very good." said St.Peter. "Angel, give this young woman the golden key."

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the second young woman. "Oh, quite good!" she said. "I was a virgin before I got married but was not after I got married."

"Very good." said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl, the silver key."

"Have you been a good girl?" he asked the third young woman. "Oh no, not at all!" she said. "I practically had sex with every guy I met before and after I got married. Anywhere, anytime!"

"Very good!" said St.Peter. "Angel, give this girl my room key."

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it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.

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just wanted to be first.

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