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"In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money." - Tampa, Fla., Feb. 16, 2004
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"The other thing we have to do is to take seriously the role in this problem of ... older men who prey on underage women.... There are consequences to decisions and ... one way or another, people always wind up being held accountable."
— Bill Clinton, June 13, 1996, in a speech endorsing a national effort against teen pregnancy, quoted in U.S. News and World Report.
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#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.
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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A. Everyone has the same DNA.
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 Rare Diseases | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 07/07/1999 | | |  |
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where
they
were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They
opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,
"Ewww-what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled
and weird. Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered. "You mean polio?" she
asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they
continued undressing.
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again wrinkled
up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?" she asked.
"They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the
undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.
"Don't
tell me," she said. "Let me guess...Small cox?"
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