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 Gorilla My Dreams | | By: TheHun | Published: 05/03/1999 | | |  |
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The zoo is having a problem. Their female gorilla, one of
their biggest attractions, is really acting weird and it's
freaking out the zoo patrons, so they call in a vet. The vet
tells them that the gorilla is in heat. She's really horny,
needs to get laid bad. Well, the zoo doesn't have a male gorilla
and there's no zoo nearby with a male gorilla. The zoo officials
confer. They notice Bruno, the guy that cleans out the cages.
Bruno is a big guy, kind of half-witted. they call bruno over.
"Say, bruno," they ask, "for $500 would you make love to our
female gorilla?"
Bruno says "I'll have to think about it, I'll get back to you
tomorrow." The next day Bruno comes in
and says, "Okay, I'll do
it, but I have three conditions. First, I don't want to kiss the
gorilla." "Fine," the zoo guys say, "you don't have to kiss the
gorilla." "Secondly," Bruno says, "if there's any offspring from
this relationship, I don't want to have anything to do with it."
"No problem," they say, "we'll draw up the paperwork and have it
done where you won't have any responsibilities. So what's the
third condition?" "Well," says Bruno, "you gotta give me at
least one more week to come up
with the $500."
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