A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the
changing room while shopping with her at a
department store.
The little boy gets bored, so he decides to have a look around.
When his mom comes out of the changing room, she finds her
little boy sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt.
"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!", she shouts. "DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT US WOMEN HAVE GOT TEETH DOWN THERE?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his
lucky stars that nothing serious happened. So, for the rest of
his life, this poor little boy grows up thinking that all
women
have got teeth down below.
By the time the little boy reaches the age of 16, he finds
himself a girl. One night, while her parents were out of town,
she invites him over for a little action. After a few hours of
making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks him to go a bit
further.
"What do you mean?", he asks.
She replies, "Well, why don't you put your hand down there?"
while pointing to her privates.
"HELL NO!", he cries. "You've got teeth
down there."
"No I don't", she responds.
"Yes you do", he says. "My mom told me that you do."
"No I don't", she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With
that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little
peek."
"No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all
women have teeth down there.
"Oh for Christ's sake!" she screams. With that, she whips off
her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look,
I don't have any teeth
down there."
He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not
surprised!"
