Submitted by:
Robnoxious
A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and goes up
to the girl at checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have
condoms
here?"
She says "Sure what size are you?"
"I don't know" he replies.
"Well, just let me check" the cashier says. She unzips his
pants, takes a feel, and then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA
LARGE CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE. EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO
CHECKOUT 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays for them
and leaves.
Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to
checkout #3. He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?"
The
cashier replies, "Sure, but what size do you need?"
He says "Well, I don't know."
She says "Just let me check here." She unzips his pants,
takes a couple of tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE
CONDOMS TO CHECKOUT 3 PLEASE. LARGE CONDOMS CHECKOUT 3." They
bring the condoms and the man pays for them and leaves.
Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to get the
counter girl to do the same thing to him goes up to checkout #3
and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do
you guys sell any condoms
here?"
"Yep" she says. "What size do you need?"
"I don't know" he says. She unzips his zipper for a feel,
pauses and says over the intercom, "CLEANUP AT CHECKOUT 3
PLEASE. CLEANUP AT CHECKOUT 3".
