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70 Year Old Parents To Be?

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 02/21/1999
 
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A 70 year old couple wanted to have children, so they went to their doctor and told him that they wanted to have children. The doctor gave the couple a tiny specimen jar and told him to come back in a week.

A week later the couple went back to the doctor the man told the doctor, "I tried with my right hand, I tried with my left hand, my wife, she tried with her left hand, she tried with her right hand, she tried it with her teeth... We couldn't get the lid off the jar."

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