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Go To Town Cowpoke!

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 02/12/1999
 
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One day the Sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The Sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?"

Billy-Bob replies "Well Sheriff, it's a long story!" The Sheriff says that he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story.

Billy-Bob continues: "Well Sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill. So we did. Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same.

Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "Billy-Bob, go to town."

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    Good thing she didn't say "ride'em cowboy!"he'd have been looking at his horse funny.

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