A guy is walking down the street and decides to go into the corner bar and get a drink. As soon as he walks in, he realizes it is a gay bar. He thought 'What the hell, I'll stay and only have one drink'.
The waiter comes up to him and says 'Before I can take you drink order I need to know the name of yor penis'.
The guy replies 'Look I am not here for romance, just a drink'.
The waiter says 'I still need to know the name of your penis. For example I call mine Nike - you know, just do it'.
The guy thinks for a while and says 'Well I call mine Secret'. The waiter looked puzzeled and ask 'Why Secret?'. The guys replies ' You know - strong enough for a man, but made for a woman'.
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